dotfiles/stuff/scripts/system/neoboot.sh

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normal() {
randnum=$(($RANDOM % 2))
if [ "$randnum" == "1" ]; then
# fastfetch --localip-show-ipv4 0 # | lolcat -as 10000 -S 100
fortune | cowsay -f fox | lolcat
else
fortune | cowsay -f dragon | lolcat
fi
printf "\n--------------------------------------------------------\n" | lolcat
lsblk --filter 'NAME=~"sd[abcde]"' -o NAME,MOUNTPOINTS | lolcat
}
laptop() {
if [ "$(($RANDOM % 2))" == "1" ]; then
fastfetch --localip-show-ipv4 0 | lolcat -as 10000 -S 100
else
uwufetch | lolcat -as 10000 -S 100
fi
printf "\n--------------------------------------------------------\n" | lolcat -S 100
lsblk --filter 'NAME=~"sd[abcde]"' -o NAME,MOUNTPOINTS | lolcat -as 10000 -S 100
}
if [[ "$(cat /etc/hostname)" == "iceynethp1" ]]; then
laptop
else
normal
fi